Gee. Free Toilets. That’s Socialism for You

I see how this might work. See, the socialists in Washington state have a head start on Obama. Washingtonians are going to buy all of their poor neighbors new toilets.

Help is on the way for low-income homeowners wanting to cut water consumption and utility bills. Seattle Public Utilities is offering qualified homeowners the opportunity to replace old, water-wasting toilets with free, new, efficient ones. The new models should save thousands of gallons of water each year and more than $100 a year on utility bills, according to program organizers.
H/T: LGF links

I’m sure Seattle tax payers really, really want to support the disposal of their indigent comrades fecal matter.

Anyway, the messianic wanna-be Obama mentioned that he is going to have

taxpayers underwrite everyone’s indoctrination college education if they volunteer as brown shirts.

I suggest he send his merry bands of fledgling socialists to install these free toilets around the country. I also suggest that he supply them with toilet paper and command have them teach all of us poor, helpless Americans how to wipe our asses.

Why not? Obama’s vision for America doesn’t rise far above the sewer anyway. I mean, I’m just practicing how to “measure our greatness by the least of these…” Is that kinda what you mean, oh-great- messiah, when you suggest I need to ” fix my soul“? I have yet to hear a remark from a politician that has made me so livid. That’s why the free toilets reminded me of you and your chump change, Obama.

My guess is you are much more knowledgeable about matters closer to issues of sewage than you are about the condition of America’s soul. Until your vision rises out of the toilet Obama, you ain’t talking to me..

So come on Obama baby, just tell everyone how you want your ass wiped. I’m sure there are thousands of pathetic “progressives” who will be delighted to undertake the task.

As for me, my sights are set much, much higher. And I don’t need your stinkin’ help.

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