Not Found in Any White Church Bulletin
As good as anything written in The Onion, enjoy “In My White Church”…
Sphere: Related ContentI know that some of you have expressed misgivings about details that have recently emerged about what goes on in my white church.
First of all, let me bring some context to the idea of the “white church”: A place where Americans of European ancestry can come together as one, singing the hymns of our white forefathers, untroubled by the darkness of the streets outside where people of color often despise us, excoriate us, and denigrate us as “The Man.”
With that background, it should be easier to understand why white people, in the unique setting of the White Peoples’ Church, occasionally gather to hear the words of the Imperial Wizard. Yes, the Imperial Wizard has said some hurtful things about people of color and Jews and even Catholics… but he has done a great deal for the white community, and has moved whites of lesser station to struggle to overcome the burden of their whiteness and go on to accomplish great things.
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Schmaltz und Grieben mit Alois, Klaus, Deb und der Lugers: In My White Church
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"Conjure magic for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom, and still they'll roar. The beating heart of Rome is not the marble of the Senate. It's the sand of the Coliseum. He'll bring them death... and they will love him for it."
zee March 24th, 2008 at 12:33 am
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