God.
A small boy asks his dad, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?”
“Well, he’s both, son”
“Daddy, is God black or white?”
“Well, he’s both, son”
“Daddy, does God love children?”
“Why yes, of course, he loves all children”
“Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?”
[OK, I'll apologize if you ask nicely]
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i saw a picture of him recently. Apparently he is even more whacked than usual, in a wheelchair, apparently. Can you believe he is 49?
"Conjure magic for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom, and still they'll roar. The beating heart of Rome is not the marble of the Senate. It's the sand of the Coliseum. He'll bring them death... and they will love him for it."
