Dec 02 2006
I Bet My Money on a Texas Pig - DOO-DAH DOO-DAH

Come one , come all to Katy Texas for the races. The pig races that is. Muslims want to build a mosque in the affluent community of Katy Texas and their most immediate neighbor, Craig Baker, has objections. In fact, his dealings with the Muslims involved have been so inspiring that he has decided to create a Pig race course and event on his adjacent property - property that has been in his family since the 1800’s. No wonder he took offense when his new “neighbors” suggested it was time for him to move on.
Good on him. Let’s hope Mr. Baker stands tall and firm for Texas and America. Meanwhile, the pigs of the world are delighted with the prospects of such an event . Pigs, like their human counterparts, are tired of offended Muslims and damn tired of being insulted by Muslims. Just ask Piglet of Winnie the Pooh fame who was attacked by Muslim sensibilities in England. Or ask any of the thousands of piggy banks that have been relegated into the shadows for fear of catching the censorious eye of Muslim religious Gestapo. Pigs are tired of it and we humans are too.
All together now:
I Bet My Money on a Texas Pig - DOO-DAH DOO-DAH
I go back home with a pocket full of tin
Oh! de doo-dah day!

