Road Sassy

I’m a simple person. Since childhood, jumping in a car -  just to cruise, just for a ride, just to get lost - was always a pleasant way to spend the day. Discovery of some new, out-of- the-way attraction was always a possibility; a mom and pop restaurant, an obscure local museum, a great park or a unique store. The habit to hit the road to sooth rankled nerves has continued throughout my life.

Until now. Now my fiances are not too hot and I can’t really afford to be frivolous, and thanks to the anti-progressives who have put a stranglehold on the economy with their regressive environmental global warming nightmare, I can’t afford to simply head out on a simple hundred mile jaunt when the mood strikes me.

Another simple pleasure is spending an afternoon with the grand kids topped off with a trip to Burger King or some other junk food purveyor. But that may yet be another basic enjoyment that your friendly neighborhood Nazi “progressives” seek to deny you. Those same social engineering whores - spawned from some fetid communal pool of psychopathic control freaks - who are trying to control your use of energy are continuing their ludicrous attempts to control what you eat.

The sputtering economy has caused an increase in prices of many staples including gasoline, rice, ice cream, even beer. Now some lawmakers in New Jersey are considering taking food taxes a step further and install a proverbial “sin” tax on fast food.

Yes, the idea of marking up your favorite fast food burger or pack of fries is actually being tossed around, and it’s not settling well with many residents.

“They’re taxing everything. Now you’re gonna tax fast food? That’s crazy,” said Newark resident Miriam Robertson.
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Still, some say taxing fast food isn’t such a bad idea.

“I think this country has gone too much in the direction of fast and unhealthy food, and if people are taxed they may terminate that and turn toward more healthy foods,” said West Orange resident Maureen Felix. (Source)

No Maureen , if people are taxed, some may just turn around and “terminate” budding nazis like you.