Will Obama Grow a Brain If We Add Water?

H/T: Pat Dollard

Or will he grow a spine? Perhaps a soul might take sprout. Nope, I think Obama will always be clay filled with dirt. Now I wonder if he is going to demand a cut of the profits. Or maybe he’ll be all pissy about it and audit the guy who owns Chia products. Cause you see, Obama won, and he can do pretty much anything he wants.

Hussein Obama’s Spread Cheeks Policy

Obama's Spreads His Cheeks

I have used this image once before  to refer to Obama’s foreign policy posture, but I didn’t realize how completely and explicitly  he would model  the denigration he intends to inflict upon America.

There isn’t a bone in my body nor an inclination in my soul that would have me bowing to another human being. NONE. NADA. Perhaps because I am an American to my core and Americans do not bow down, God being the only exception.  But our Resident in the former White House is not particularly American and he  most certainly serves other gods than the Christian one he adopted for  political expediency.

Protein Wisdom makes short work of  the Resident’s  “genuinely obsequious-looking bow”.

Giuliani once practically spit in the face of a presumptuous Saudi Prince. Our President? He fucking bowed.

He bowed to religious intolerance.

He bowed to misogyny.

He bowed to anti-semitism.

He bowed to homophobia.

In short, he surrendered our country’s ideals, offering up our principles for sacrifice on the altar of Otherness — behaving much as the Brits’ royal class and the continental elites have long behaved, favoring the sumptuous decadence of flowing robes and exotic scimitars and sweet tea respites to the bustling workaday democracy of capitalist Jews and their “shitty little country.”

Would-be royalty sticks together, I guess. And by bowing before a Saudi Prince, our President — in addition to taking a piss on 200+ years of precedent — has shown himself to be as principled as many of us knew him to be. Which is not principled at all.
From… Yes. But the real question is, did he give him a toy helicopter or a bitchin’ iPod, too?

H/T: Brutal Honesty

A Western Man With Balls – An Endangered Species

If you would like to wash the taste of Obama from your mouth and blow out the fog that comes from listening to his damnable Orwellian speak, take a listen to Daniel Hannan, MEP for South East England, as he tells Gordon Brown exactly the type of man he is. If only America had someone who would tell the preening fool presently defiling the former White House the same.

H/T: Twitter/lynj65

Dear Employee, Buh-Bye

Found this at Free Republic. I don’t know if this letter ever went out to some company employees somewhere, but it certainly tells the tale. If I owned a business, I’d be saying exactly what this guy is saying – except for the part about leaving the country. Even if he would leave, I am fairly certain the Obamanite will extract a pound of flesh from him anyway.

A letter from the boss
From Neal Boortz’s Nuze | Unknown

Posted on Monday, January 19, 2009 9:35:25 AM by Las Vegas Ron

To All My Valued Employees,

There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The economy doesn’t pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this country.

However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your best interests.

First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is a back story. This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside. You’ve seen my big home at last years Christmas party. I’m sure; all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life.

However, what you don’t see is the back story.

I started this company 28 years ago. At that time, I lived in a 300 square foot studio apartment for 3 years. My entire living apartment was converted into an office so I could put forth 100% effort into building a company, which by the way, would eventually employ you.

My diet consisted of Ramen Pride noodles because every dollar I spent went back into this company. I drove a rusty Toyota Corolla with a defective transmission. I didn’t have time to date. Often times, I stayed home on weekends, while my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I was married to my business — hard work, discipline, and sacrifice.

Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made a modest $50K a year and spent every dime they earned. They drove flashy cars and lived in expensive homes and wore fancy designer clothes. Instead of hitting the Nordstrom’s for the latest hot fashion item, I was trolling through the Goodwill store extracting any clothing item that didn’t look like it was birthed in the 70′s. My friends refinanced their mortgages and lived a life of luxury. I, however, did not. I put my time, my money, and my life into a business with a vision that eventually, some day, I too, will be able to afford these luxuries my friends supposedly had.

So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9am, mentally check in at about noon, and then leave at 5pm, I don’t. There is no “off” button for me. When you leave the office, you are done and you have a weekend all to yourself. I unfortunately do not have the freedom. I eat, and breathe this company every minute of the day. There is no rest. There is no weekend. There is no happy hour. Every day this business is attached to my hip like a 1 year old special-needs child. You, of course, only see the fruits of that garden — the nice house, the Mercedes, the vacations… You never realize the back story and the sacrifices I’ve made.

Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy that made all the right decisions and saved his money, have to bail-out all the people who didn’t. The people that overspent their paychecks suddenly feel entitled to the same luxuries that I earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for.

Yes, business ownership has is benefits but the price I’ve paid is steep and not without wounds.

Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and employing you, is starting to eclipse the threshold of marginal benefit and let me tell you why:

I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I don’t pay enough. I have state taxes. Federal taxes. Property taxes. Sales and use taxes. Payroll taxes. Workers compensation taxes. Unemployment taxes. Taxes on taxes. I have to hire a tax man to manage all these taxes and then guess what? I have to pay taxes for employing him. Government mandates and regulations and all the accounting that goes with it, now occupy most of my time. On Oct 15th, I wrote a check to the US Treasury for $288,000 for quarterly taxes. You know what my “stimulus” check was? Zero. Nada. Zilch.

The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the economy? Me, the guy who has provided 14 people good paying jobs and serves over 2,200,000 people per year with a flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting at home pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her next welfare check? Obviously, government feels the latter is the economic stimulus of this country.

The fact is, if I deducted (Read: Stole) 50% of your paycheck you’d quit and you wouldn’t work here. I mean, why should you? That’s nuts. Who wants to get rewarded only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree which is why your job is in jeopardy.

Here is what many of you don’t understand … to stimulate the economy you need to stimulate what runs the economy. Had suddenly government mandated to me that I didn’t need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of depositing that $288,000 into the Washington black-hole, I would have spent it, hired more employees, and generated substantial economic growth. My employees would have enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in the form of promotions and better salaries. But you can forget it now.

When you have a comatose man on the verge of death, you don’t defibrillate and shock his thumb thinking that will bring him back to life, do you? Or, do you defibrillate his heart? Business is at the heart of America and always has been. To restart it, you must stimulate it, not kill it. Suddenly, the power brokers in Washington believe the poor of America are the essential drivers of the American economic engine. Nothing could be further from the truth and this is the type of change you can keep.

So where am I going with all this? It’s quite simple.

If any new taxes are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift and simple. I fire you. I fire your co-workers. You can then plead with the government to pay for your mortgage, your SUV, and your child’s future. Frankly, it isn’t my problem any more.

Then, I will close this company down, move to another country, and retire. You see, I’m done. I’m done with a country that penalizes the productive and gives to the unproductive. My motivation to work and to provide jobs will be destroyed, and with it, will be my citizenship.

If you lose your job, it won’t be at the hands of the economy; it will be at the hands of a political hurricane that swept through this country, steamrolled the constitution, and will have changed its landscape forever. If that happens, you can find me sitting on a beach, retired, and with no employees to worry about… (source)

He isn’t alone by any means.

A 63-year-old attorney based in Lafayette, La., who asked not to be named, told ABCNews.com that she plans to cut back on her business to get her annual income under the quarter million mark should the Obama tax plan be passed by Congress and become law.

So far, Obama’s tax plan is being looked at skeptically by both Democrats and Republicans and therefore may not pass at all.

“We are going to try to figure out how to make our income $249,999.00,” she said.

“We have to find a way out where we can make just what we need to just under the line so we can benefit from Obama’s tax plan,” she added. “Why kill yourself working if you’re going to give it all away to people who aren’t working as hard?”

via ABC News: Upper-Income Taxpayers Look for Ways to Sidestep Obama Tax-Hike Plan.

Obama (Spit) Makes Fun of Joe the Plumber

Obama Smears McCain-Palin As Lipstick On A Pig

How the hell did Barack Obama get this far? No matter how the Progressives try to spin this, Obama basically called Palin a pig. How the hell can this man use the phrase – “Lipstick on a pig”- after this rather widely circulated Palin remark?

“What’s the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom?” Palin, Alaska’s governor, asked in her speech to the Republican convention.

“Lipstick.”

What the hell kind of judgement does he employ?

YouTube – Obama Smears McCain-Palin As Lipstick On A Pig.

Best Obama Facts

There are quite a few damn impressive Obama sites online, but Best Obama Facts gets the “no-Obama” voice out there with acerbic wit, and a slew of great anti-obama images. Be sure to bookmark and pass it around.

Best Obama Facts

The living heroic legend that is Barack Obama has already broken the pop-culture record of Baghdad Bob and is now approaching that of Chuck Norris and Vladimir Putin.

Obey Obama

When even Obama’s official campaign is forced to launch a fact-checking website to keep his runaway aura under control, you just know that Obama’s public persona has developed a life of its own and is resisting efforts to catch it and put it on Ritalin. We thought that the best way to take control of the situation would be by using Obama’s own patented method of hopeful approach to reality.
So we built a radically different website: it looks like Obama’s fact-checking site, only instead of chasing cowardly facts and arguing old truths that are tarnished and tedious, we invent new,sparkling-clean truths that are exciting and heroic. The beauty of this approach is that when new truths become old and tarnished, they can be easily thrown under the bus and replaced with newer and better heroic truths, ensuring Obama’s glorious march towards a higher metaphysical plane of unstoppable service to humankind.

Barack Obama Without Teleprompter: Uh, uh, are, uh, uh, uh, um….

The Messi-Uh Press Conference: “Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh”

Uh-uh-uhm-uh-and-uh

OBAMA: Uh, uh, are, uh, uh, uh, um. That’s — that’s a bunch — so — so let me tick these off. Deh… Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, um, uh. So the issue is not a perception that, uh… Weh, weh, let me put it this way. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, We’re — we’re trying to — you know, we’ve got a bipartisan group here and — and — and, uh, uh, uh, uh, um, uh, uh, uh.

I kid you not. Listen to the audio here.
I guess without his Soros handlers shoveling words into his mouth, this is what you get. Here is another example of Obama’s “eloquence” without a teleprompter. Makes you wonder who actually wrote his books, doesn’t it?

Obammunism^**: You Will Obey the Obama

It’s very simple. Obama wants your freedom. He has absolutely no regard for your constitutionally guaranteed right to the “pursuit of happiness”. He is too concerned with the happiness of third worlders. He wants you to mend your materialistic ways and be a good little world citizen, and as his Rev. Wright (presently residing under Obama’s bus until it’s safe for him to seen with him again) is happy to exclaim, “God Damn America!”.

And surely, Obama shall.

Now, I swear, try as I might, I can’t develop a sense of humor about the prospect of Obammunism^**, which is why I am grateful for the likes of Mary Katherine Ham, who did this video.
So, enjoy the video and fortify yourself with a bit of laughter for a change. Before Obama makes you forget that you ever knew how.

HamNation: Obama on Your Shoulder

^**Obammunism: The Hopiate of the Asses
I first ran into this phrase at LGF, don’t know who originated it, but damn, does it ever fit.

Note to Voters: Hussein Obama Loves the Music That Muslims Kill By

Gee, Hussein Obama gets kudos from all kinds of terrorists, he’s eager to kiss enemy ass appease America’s enemies, his insipid spirit has been twisting in the winds of the racist Ameri-phobe Reverend Wright’s hate filled teaching for decades, so, of course, it is no surprise that he finds the shrill, banshee call to muslim prayer that issues from hell mosques to be the “prettiest sounds on Earth.”

That not fresh news, but it’s a red flag that needs to remain flying so that enough Americans get a clue about this interloper, this trojan horse, this ridiculous pretender to the throne.

For Mr. Hussein Obama, we will state our case, and let the chips fall where they may…
Muslim Call to Prayer “one of the prettiest sounds on Earth”
“Allah is Supreme! Allah is Supreme!
I witness that there is no God but Allah
I witness that Muhammad is his prophet… ”

Arabic Translation:
“Allah Akbar, Allah Akbar (Allah is greater).
Ash’hado Aan La Illaha Illa Allah (I witness that there is no God but Allah).
Ash’hado Aanna Mohammadan Rasoul Allah (I witness that Mohammad is the messenger of Allah).”

Those “THREE” sentences that Mr. Obama finds one of “the prettiest sounds on earth”, Hundreds of millions of Christians, Jews, Zoroastrians, Hindus, Buddhists, and many other populations, including ex-Muslim converts, has, and still sacrifice, as we speak, EVERYTHING, INCLUDING THEIR LIVES, for simply refusing to recite them.

[...]

Obama is a supporter of Kenyan Muslim Raila Odinga, who recently lost in that country’s election, and who wants to institute Islamic Sharia law as the law of that land. The result was one of the biggest massacres of Christians, destruction of their homes, businesses, and burning of churches. A gathering of Christians were burned alive inside their church where they went for shelter.
Raila claims to be Osama’s first cousin. Did we hear an appropriate condemnation from Mr.Obama for those massacred? Did Mr. Obama laid a wreath on the mass grave of those Christians and said a prayer?
The sad reality is, those massacred died hearing that “one of the prettiest sounds on Earth,
Would Mr. Obama tell the families of the 3000 slaughtered in 911, that “Allah Akbar… “, which were the last words uttered by the hijackers before slamming their flying bombs in the WTC, and cause the biggest catastrophe in America, is “One of the prettiest sounds on Earth?”
That’s also the pretty sound they use when they burn American flags.
This, for us, was more shocking. We can’t blame Mr. Hussein Obama for being born Muslim, same as we can’t blame anyone for inheriting a disease from his parents, but spreading the disease and being proud about it, especially in the face of people that suffered and still suffering from that disease, that’s what we had to expose.

continue reading… at Sons of Pigs and Apes

Oh Michelle Sweetie, Just For You, American Pride for Dummies

Now just suck up your shrewish angst for just a moment, Mrs. Obamanation, and learn how very simple it is for Americans to be proud.

 

H/T: youknowwho

Progressives Might Be Useful as Pets…

…if they can actually be domesticated, something researchers have expressed decreasing optimism in achieving. It seems that Progressives (a mutation of the liberal species) tend to eat their young, cannibalize their friends and shit in their own bed. But hey, that’s why Muslims love them.

(Source) via Latterdays

Barack Obama as the “Mau Mau Candidate”

I thought this was an interesting take on Obama, the black “messiah” who has the damn nerve to presume that he might lead this country. Yeah, straight to hell.

Barack Obama is the Mau Mau candidate for president

Obama’s current demand for the nomination, coupled with the implicit threat that his supporters will walk if they are rejected, is a classic mau mau tactic. After seeking to explain away the racist rantings of his pastor Jeremiah Wright with the explanation that Wright is so 1960′s, it seems that 1960′s Radical Chic and Mau-Mauing are also back in style, courtesy of Obama and his supporters.

With their demand that Obama be nominated, or else, the Obama camp has descended into a caricature of the racist Dixiecrats who sought to intimidate the Democratic Party during the 1940′s and 50′s. Dixiecrats were wrong then, and Obamacrats are wrong today. The Dixiecrats lost. The Obamacrats will lose.

Politics is a contact sport, or so goes the cliché. But even in sports, there is something known as the good sport. Mormons did not threaten to bolt the Republican Party if Mitt Romney wasn’t nominated. Catholics stuck with Democrats for decades before a Catholic was nominated after the Al Smith fiasco. But Blacks demand that the “first” viable African-American for president walk off with the prize—or else.

Where is this taking the Democrats? Down the road to defeat.

Americans are going to reject the Democratic Party not because Democrats are conducting a raucous primary process. No, truth be told people love a brawl. Rather, Democrats are likely to pay a price when they nominate a candidate who is never “in the room” when the real man in his life stands up and spews forth his attacks on Ameirka (in deference to Obama, we have renewed our use of the 1960′s spelling as well). Democrats are going to be rejected because a party too weak and too militant to focus the mainstream is too weak to govern this fractious nation.

Americans are going to reject Obama because the Democratic Party has so marginalized the nominating process that Democrats rather rudely and proudly tell Americans that “Clinton can’t win” because the party’s nominating procedures make it impossible to defeat an early frontrunner due to proportional representation and delegate allocation, rigged caucuses, and manipulated primaries.

There is much to dislike in the Republicans’ Darwinian presidential selection system, where winner-take-all primaries kill off contenders at a very rapid pace. But John McCain has acquired legitimacy, by winning. Even if Clinton keeps winning primaries, Obama got almost as many “net” delegates from Wyoming as Clinton got from winning Texas and Ohio. Even if she wins Pennsylvania, Democrats cloyingly tell us she won’t “net” enough delegates to win. And so on. “Super delegates?” They’re not real delegates at all. Democrats now tell us super-delegates are merely automatons who have to vote the way they are told. Is that democracy? Is that a fair process?

And just in case Clinton wins, or comes close enough to take it to the floor of the convention, where John Kennedy himself was nominated, Obama has issued a diktat that she can’t win because the nomination “belongs” to him and his left-wing cohort.

Truly, Barack Obama Junior has become the Mau Mau candidate for president. Barack Obama Senior must be smiling. And so are the 1960′s.